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ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village
I’m from Hazelrigg.’
Okay so you’re a ming mong’
by epic funny February 19, 2023
mugGet the ming mongmug.

Minge

Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.
Allen is such a minge (n.). He spent the whole weekend minging in bed (v.).
by Kobear69 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Mingemug.

Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
mugGet the Cheese Mingemug.

Ming Mang

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis
Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!
by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021
mugGet the Ming Mangmug.

Minging

When you ming someone off it means you’re hurting them.
You’re minging me off’

Stop minging me’
by Lightskin Sensation October 24, 2020
mugGet the Mingingmug.

Minge

Last night at the bar I saw him and my minge clapped.
by NELSON_MAH-MINGE August 21, 2019
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ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with
him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her
by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019
mugGet the mingmug.

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