Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

Fuck The Owner millennium

every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000

Yo it's Fuck The Owner millennium
I know it's been like that for 22 years so far

by tixiakol December 19, 2022

Nathan and Milena

The best couple in the world.

Person 1: "Nathan and Milena are the best couple in the world!"
Person 2: "I know right?"

by milenanfanboy December 12, 2023

Whitney's Miltank

Literally PokéSatan. Giratina move aside bro like damn. This Miltank... with its... ATTRACT and MILK DRINK Combo, like bro is more scary than Cynthia. damn. Like this is the OG sweeper. This damn miltank. I swear, this thing--- THIS thing is more trauma inducing than Cynthia. Change my mind. You can't. This dumb stupid ahh miltank, I hate it. Literally the worst thing ever.

And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.

Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.

"Bro have u beat goldenrod ?"
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."

by Giratinaisprettyepic December 24, 2025

Psychology of the Masses of the Third Millennium

The emerging study of how mass psychology will evolve in the next thousand years, assuming we make it that far. The third millennium will face challenges that make current mass psychology look simple: artificial intelligences that shape opinion better than any human propagandist, virtual realities that make consensus reality optional, genetic and cybernetic enhancements that fragment human experience into subspecies. Mass psychology will have to account for audiences that aren't entirely human, for truths that are algorithmically generated, for communities that exist only in simulation. The psychology of the masses of the third millennium is speculative now, but the trends are clear: more fragmentation, more mediation, more manipulation. The masses of the future may not even know they're masses, living in personalized bubbles that feel like universes.

Psychology of the Masses of the Third Millennium Example: "He read about the psychology of the masses of the third millennium and realized it was already starting—AI-generated news, personalized realities, communities that never meet in person. The future wasn't coming; it was here, just unevenly distributed. He looked at his phone, curated to show him exactly what he wanted to see, and wondered if he was already living in someone's prediction."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Psychology of the Crowds of the Third Millennium

The study of how physically assembled groups will behave in a future of augmented reality, brain-computer interfaces, and perhaps even telepathic connection. Crowds of the third millennium may not need to speak—they might share thoughts directly, experience collective emotions instantaneously, coordinate without visible signals. The psychology will be more intense, more immersive, more dangerous. A crowd that shares thoughts is a crowd that can't hide dissent; a crowd that feels together is a crowd that can be manipulated at neurological levels. The psychology of the crowds of the third millennium raises questions about individuality, autonomy, and the very meaning of being a person in a world where boundaries between selves can dissolve at will.

Psychology of the Crowds of the Third Millennium Example: "The VR concert was a glimpse of third-millennium crowd psychology—thousands of avatars, millions of remote viewers, all experiencing the same music in personalized ways. The crowd wasn't in one place, but it felt like a crowd. When the artist spoke, everyone heard in their own language. When the beat dropped, everyone felt it simultaneously. The psychology was new, but the emotions were ancient: connection, belonging, joy."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Sociology of the Masses of the Third Millennium

The study of how large populations will organize, behave, and transform in the next thousand years, anticipating technologies and social forms that don't yet exist. The third millennium will face challenges that make current mass sociology look primitive: artificial intelligences that can mobilize masses without human leaders, virtual realities that make physical gathering optional, genetic and cybernetic enhancements that fragment humanity into subspecies with different interests and capabilities. The sociology of the masses of the third millennium speculates about masses that are partly non-human, crowds that exist entirely in simulation, and forms of collective action that don't require consciousness at all. It's speculative now, but the trends are clear: masses will become more distributed, more technologically mediated, and more powerful than ever—unless they're also more controlled, more surveilled, more managed into submission.

Example: "She read about the sociology of the masses of the third millennium and saw it already beginning—AI-generated content shaping public opinion, virtual crowds forming in digital spaces, algorithms deciding what masses see and think. The future wasn't coming; it was here, just unevenly distributed. She wondered if the masses of the future would even know they were masses, living in personalized realities that felt like freedom but were actually cages."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026