A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover
Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls
Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out
Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out
a fucking plumber in a red suit who hits his head against blocks to make money. also his bitch namend peach gets kidnapped by a fuckin lizzard
by TobangaNö June 14, 2022
by An average youngster. June 29, 2022
Mario is a stunning motherfucker!
by WifyAudrey November 24, 2021