Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.

Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.

by sharkdogg March 21, 2015

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

Magesticles

Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles

Magesticles - Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles

by DrSKooT September 13, 2016

Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.

Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.

by CheffinBob September 16, 2016

Magendalous

Someone who is awkwardly sexually attractive.

That is a very Magendalous daughter you have!

by Younghov27 November 3, 2016