May 1st 

The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.

“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”

May 1st by zemit2ymym October 17, 2019

May 13 

National Game Day, on this day you are staying home from school and playing games the whole day.

Person1: Did you know it’s National Game Day tomorrow?
Person2: Yeah! It’s May 13th tomorrow! Let’s stay home and play games tomorrow!

May 13 by TheUsedGamer November 11, 2019

may 17

may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry

person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!

may 17 by dumbbjuice May 9, 2020

May-December

When a girl/boy is in a relationship with a man/woman whom is atleast 15 years older than they are.

Delores and Humbert where in a May/December relationship; she was 18, he was 45.

May-December by ManaEGL August 28, 2005

may guy 

A May Guy. A guy born in may. Usually stubborn, but willing to learn. Very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. Loves to fuck but cares more about personality than he will admit. Also, most May guys like to drive fast.

"Did you see that guy break up the fight?"
"Yeah he's a may guy."
"Damn thought he was gonna jump I'm
"He wanted to but his girl was watching"

may guy by MASTERQUEEF112 July 3, 2018

May 3rd 

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

May 3rd by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

May 2nd 

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

May 2nd by Perz n molly for breakfast May 2, 2020