box lock

A feeble attempt at a catchphrase with words that neither rhyme nor alliterate.

- That shabby little slag just put the box lock on me!
- Come on, nobody hip says 'box lock' anymore. Why don't you try 'muff cuffs' or 'cunt clamp'?

by Anonymous Cowherd January 11, 2009

pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

When you and someone else, preferably a fried agree on something or say something at the same time and then perform this sequence in awesomeness. Or when something great happens.

1.To "pound it" you must punch each others fist together.
2.To "lock it", you twist your fists in opposite directions signifying the "locking".
3. Then to "chain it", you slide your wrists towards each other.
4. Then EXPLOSION is done by moving your hands away from each other with open hands quickly and saying "explosion"
5. Finally, right after the explosion, you wiggle the fingers on both of your hands pointed at the other person like you are doing a magical spell on them.

Ex)pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

Brian: I JUST WON THE MARATHON!!!!
Ryan: NICE!! POUND IT!
Brian: LOCK IT!
Ryan:Chain it!
Together:EXPLOSION!

*wizard fingers*

by Fenno July 2, 2007

vapor lock

Vapor lock is why men snore when they sleep on their back caused by their balls flopping over their asshole.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Scott was vapor locked.

by Household 6 December 3, 2007

lock of the week

a term used to convince others to sports invest there entire account balance on a relatively unlikely sports outcome

"Listen, you have to put it all on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers tonight, it's my lock of the week"
You then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

LOL John Locke Face

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke

tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face

by Thezachylanproject May 9, 2010

seabass leg lock

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.

Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.

by Seabass October 8, 2017

jock lock wedgie

Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:

The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.

Here are some tips to concider

do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.

remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.

So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.

by craig 159 February 16, 2008