A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth
by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021
Get the Dick knobmug. " she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"
by csmc November 25, 2015
Get the knobbed in the buttymug. by Lzcs October 20, 2019
Get the faucet knobmug. noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.
Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?
by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025
Get the Knobmug. 
Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.
He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan
They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan
They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020
Get the Reuben’s Knobmug. "Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"
"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"
"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"
by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012
Get the Knob Wrenchmug.