Knob Gobblin

This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.

Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in

the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!

by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020

Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019

Cunt Knob

A dispatcher who does not know what they are doing.

That cunt knob dispatched me to the wrong house.

by Rogue Paramedic October 20, 2021

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

Knob

somebody stupid

He is such an absolute Knob

by ThatJimboGuy December 30, 2018

dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!

toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !

by nebrot November 26, 2015