Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git

What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

knob gear

Probably one the last remnants of the cultural british sub groups.. 'chavs'. Anyone under driving age who is still active after 2008 in harrassing david crossan, britain's premier sustainable industrialist, via social network sites, etc.

'I'm not going to the supermarket today, too much knob gear hanging around outside...'

by david crossan February 27, 2009

door knob

a interesting way to point out the head of a males penis.

Bro, your door knob is sticking out!

by fat kirby June 29, 2021

My bob and knobs

A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.

Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!

by FTno September 27, 2021

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

Knob-jockey

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey

She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey

by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023

Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse

Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today

by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019