helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 29, 2009

Kelliher

a small town in saskatchewan Canada that is home to many farmers and country kids, population 300, known for sports teams and chicken barn parties....way better then ituna(rival town) but then again thats not hard. is not pronounced as kill a whore or kell i har...we get touchy...kelliher also produces the most successfull,nicest, and best people you will ever meet...anyone who tells you different is a lying asshole

holy shit kelliher is the best place in the world to be..dont even try to be better

by proud2bfrmkelliher May 9, 2011

Hellen Keller

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.

I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.

by endsonmonday April 11, 2011

Kelly Moo

The most ugliest person in the universe who's cud is twinkies and says moooooo often snores like a cow smells worse then a cow and even ways more than a cow

Guy 1: Did you see my new wife kelly !!
Guy 2: DAY-UMM shes a total cow...KELLY MOO !!
Kelly: UM NOM NOM !!! MOOOOOO

by Rednecks 1215 July 31, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly

A pedophile

Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

by dietc0ke0091 February 21, 2022

austin kelley

the most amazing guy a girl could want, the sweetest guy ever, he will steal your heart in a minute.....has the best personality, but if he decided to leave do what ever you can to make him stay because there is no way your life will ever be complete again without him...long story short the love of a girls life, the guy a would take a bullet for or do anything to be with.<3

Austin Kelley

by in love with austin kelley. April 6, 2012

Kelloway

When you take the absolute worst course of action upon solving an issue or tackling a situation.

-There is the right way, the wrong way, then there is the Kelloway (The good, the bad and the ugly).

Davey took the Kelloway approach breaking up with his girlfriend by leaving her stranded on a distant trip instead of simply telling her is over.

by ziggy bullwhip February 16, 2009