José 

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.

Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !

José by Jozon November 23, 2016

Josef

sexy, smart and loveful and beast in The bedroom.

Ohh Josef you are so smart.

Josef by Jbroms03 December 12, 2016

Josefine 

Usually used to describe a naive blonde girl. A girl named Josefine often have problems to understand sarcasm. Josefine likes to talk shit behind peoples backs (many times about their looks) and are often scared of being left alone. She is pretty, confident and large-chested but do not perform well at school. She is also very quick to judge People.

That girl stares at my butt a lot. I think she is a Josefine.

Josefine by Miwunie December 13, 2016

josefineh 

She is very Good att Matte

Josefineh says eh arter every word

josefineh by Carl bertil December 21, 2016

josehanna 

There's only one Josehanna, and she's the best, most beautiful girl ever seen, Everyone loves Josehanna!
She can make you smile even though you have nothing. She's always there for you no matter how close friends you are!

There's no words to describe how awesome this girl is. She got a very nice ass as well. She's hot af.

Her best friend is a fish. Lol.

I was very sad the other night, so i typed to Josehanna. Right now, i'm loving life. She's great.

josehanna by Karlsson_32 January 7, 2017

José 

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.

Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)

José by Shraken January 8, 2017

jose breton 

Best magician of all time expert in fire magic and loves to play hide and seek with their children

Jose breton is better than copperfield

jose breton by Llon January 9, 2017