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jonas homos

slang term for the talentless group the Jonas Brothers, it is used because many people believe that all that jonas brothers are sleeping with each other, hence making them gay (and also into incest)

they suck and believe it or not you girls who are 'like omg so in love with them and gunna marry them' you won't
IDIOT BRAINWASHED GIRL: like omg, did you, like, hear the jonas brothers new album? Like omg I am SOOOO gunna marry joe jonas.

PERSON WITH BRAIN: Ugh, do u mean the jonas homos? They suck and believe it or not, you will never marry them, so just get over it. Everyone knows that they are all sleeping with each othr so don't bother.
by just_honest May 29, 2008
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Jonas Brother fan

People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
by MasterofPuppets165 March 18, 2010
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Jonas Brothers

Three little faggots, from Wackmeoff, jersey, who sit in a tree and masturbate to eachother, and call playing the meat whistle and skin flute music... Now, they insult the whole music community by just being alive, kinda like a nowaday Hanson.
by Bileth October 29, 2008
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"That guy sucks!"

"You mean Nathan Jones?"
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nick jonas

youngest of three members of the jonas brothers. obsession of many preteen girls who think of him as hot or cute. his fans say that he has a great voice, but haters can point out that it sounds whiny and annoying. once dated miley cyrus, who can't really sing either. the jonas brothers have some good songs but are seriously overrated.
girl obsessed with nick: OMG! I WANT TO MARRY NICK JONAS BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND HAS A GREAT VOICE!
nick hater: GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
by whateverhappenedtomankind October 18, 2008
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kevin jonas

Not the ugliest member of the jonas brothers. can sing. and still makes your heart melt. he's lead guitar, and plays that mother like it's his job...which it is.
I saw Kevin Jonas rockin out on his guitar, and it was pretty much orgasmic.
by BonusJonas January 12, 2008
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