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Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.
The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon
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Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."
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Jon

A phrase for a highly melanistic male individual with humble size peenar
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Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.
"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."
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jon godrage

to “jon godrage” someone is to indulge in the activity of intercourse
Che: Yo, lemme jon godrage you

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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
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