New Jersey is practically the best state to live in on earth. I lived there from the time i was born, to when i was 16 years, 5 months, 15 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes, yes i have that figured out to the exact moment. I love new jersey! I miss it now that i moved to NC. What most people don't know is that Jersey doesn't *smell* like everyone thinks. Sure there are some place where it smells like a sewer, but there are also places that make it smell the best on earth.
In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)
We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.
Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.
No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.
In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)
We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.
Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.
No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.
by aalikane April 25, 2006
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Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling?
Eddie: Still miss Jersey.
Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey?
Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live.
Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
Eddie: Ooh.
Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling?
Eddie: Still miss Jersey.
Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey?
Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live.
Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
Eddie: Ooh.
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The worst state in the history of the US.
Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
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by ressaler September 22, 2009
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by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2010
Get the Jersey lightning mug.Ahh New Jersey aka- Jersey, and the arm pit of america. Jersey stinks no doublt about it, and the only reason why people from Jersey say it dosen't, is because they are used to it. Jersey sucks and they know it they are just jealous of eveyone else. The only good things about Jersey is the shore, the tweeter center and mabey some of thier malls but i have King of Prussia so i don't care. The drivers suck and somehow the migrate to PA to piss us off. Sure there are lots of rich people in jersey, but they are mostly in north jersey and it's because they work in New York. Plus the dumbest laws! Lazy asses can't even pump their own gas! And anyone who thinks there are more flyers fans in jersey is sadly mistaken and should take my advice and never say that aloud in Philly.
by philadelphian April 15, 2006
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How come bars only play techno music and you can no longer wear sneakers or hats with tilted brims?
Oh, because all these jersey kids just showed up and starting taking jager bombs and drinking coors light.
Why did girls start hiding in their dorm rooms?
Bc all these kids from new jersey keep trying to start fights over them to prove their manliness.
How come bars only play techno music and you can no longer wear sneakers or hats with tilted brims?
Oh, because all these jersey kids just showed up and starting taking jager bombs and drinking coors light.
Why did girls start hiding in their dorm rooms?
Bc all these kids from new jersey keep trying to start fights over them to prove their manliness.
by alexeipfg February 6, 2009
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