Jelly Bean

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.

Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........

by shit taster July 30, 2009

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Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger

If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly

by Ghost 0f Dark February 17, 2011

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jelly bracelets

I myself am a 'punk' and I wear them,I myself am about 14,The reason i'm writing this is because it all started when I was listening to a local radio station was talking about how they might be ban in my school.I think these braclets mean nothing.I mean,at the moment i'm wearing red,orange yellow,blue,white,orange and a purple one.

Kids in my school used to wear them 'cause they where cool but recently i've seen less and less wear them,come to think of it I think i'm the only person in school to wear these now.I wanted to look up the meanings to these braclets so I know what they mean,not like I care.I think they're just fun,I mean half the kids that do play this whole sex bracelet game do even do half the stuff it says they'll do.I mean for christs; sake people thay're just lil' bracelets!I mean i'm catholic and I wear them in church!

by Punkster August 10, 2005

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