Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

by hathatyagc September 19, 2011

mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

Jason Nash

a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.

Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol

by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018

Jason Cawley

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

Jason Wun

The coolest aisan in the states. Period.

Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"

by Jason Wun October 18, 2008

Jason Xiao

A charming handsome man who lives in California. He is a young successful entrepreneur aspiring to become a doctor. Jason Xiao played Varsity football and is a health freak.

5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.

Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.

Oh my god, Jason Xiao can propose with a smile!

by JxH April 7, 2009

jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019