jaking

to cough will smoking a joint pipe or any tobaco related item

jake takes a lug
he coughs loudly
this is jaking the joint

by jake0103 June 13, 2008

Jake Paul

A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.

Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!

by Aneera :) November 20, 2017

jake gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY February 09, 2006

Jake Paul

A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.

"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"

by #s r = 2 letters August 05, 2017

Jake Paul

A mutant from the underworld who's only objective is to make people mad.🦑

Jake Paul is a spagettio sandwich

by England is my city June 26, 2017

Jake Paul

A white man that thinks he so cool and rich with a crew of retards. He copy's Logan Paul and if it wasn't for him he wouldn't have the fan base of 8 millon fans.

Hater: Jake Paul can go kill him self
Fan: OMG! GO KILL YOUR SELF U FAN NEVEA MEK FUN EV MY BOIFIEND

by A random writer July 16, 2017

Jake Gay

When you look at Jake and you see gay.

"Ew Jake gay!"

by isrealityreal January 25, 2021