Internet Saiyan

An individual who graduated Valedictorian in troll college. Internet Saiyans are equipped with Master levels of Troll-Jitsu and are nearly always successful in their pursuit of making you feel stupid, worthless or causing you to RageQuit from online chat-rooms.

Every time an Internet Saiyan is defeated, they gain additional strength. This can result in any of the several levels of Internet Super Saiyan.
Victim: What the fuck man, why dont you leave me alone?

Internet Saiyan: Thats what I ask your mom when she's slobbin on my knob.

Victim: Why dont you go fuck you're self?

Internet Saiyan: lol! that would be "your" self... idiot.

Victim: I cant believe there are still assholes like you on the internet.

Internet Saiyan: I cant believe your dad stopped sucking cock long enough to impregnate your whore mother.

Victim: Fuck you dude! STFU! /RAGEQUIT

Internet Saiyan: lol, what a pussy.

Lurker: I'll be damned, its the Prince of Internet Saiyans
by Lost_Primarch March 14, 2014
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Internet King's

Internet Kings is like telling somebody they to internet they not bout it in real life
this world is full of Internet King's
by Javeyo April 09, 2021
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internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 29, 2018
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Internet Sucubus

Stuff on the web that just really sucks you in. Like super addictive. You get lost, and are all like 'where did the hours go?''
Reddit, Tumblr, this is a sentence. I'm so internet sucubused right now
by Internet Sucubus November 04, 2014
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Internet Identity

Assumption of name and unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet.
unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet is internet identity
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Internet Embarrassed

When you're so embarrassed by something you wrote via email that you are humiliated even though you don't have to see the person "in-person".
Drunk emailing a friend/co-worker professing your misspelled undying love only to have them reply 'Well thank you for that, I was very touched; however I don't think the entire office needed to be cc'd on that". Internet Embarrassed.
by MookAl July 12, 2010
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internet-equette

rules and regs of usin the internet
We could all use some brushing-up on our internet-equette!
by lizguitarlessons September 12, 2017
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