yao face

an internet meme standing for "I don't give a shit"

Mom: don't drink in that party son

Son: *yao face* no mom I won't (I'll drink till I don't know who I am)

by aesede December 17, 2011

face scrawn

This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same

Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon

Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn

by mbuzidume November 12, 2013

Mask Face

A girl who is hot with a mask on, but is ugly when she takes it off.

Damn you see that girl at the gym?

Yeah man saw her outside, she got that mask face.

by J_6_ October 6, 2020

Ric Faced

When you are so drunk that shit faced doesn't cut it.

John: "Eric you have had like 2 beers slow down."
Eric: "IM SO RIC FACED RIGHT NOW."

by to ric or not to ric July 31, 2011

face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.

Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??

by liltomato February 28, 2016

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011