can of peas

a two pound asswhole that hooks up with 8th graders and then hangs out with braces!
Alex canepa is a Can Of Peas
by what it do, betch December 16, 2007
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Canned Peaches

Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.

Johnny: Canned peaches?

Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God
by Pi@noguy January 09, 2011
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Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.
I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
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Bean Can

To be so angry you could potentially throw a fucking bean can at ones face rendering them unconscious.
That guy just cut me. I'm going to fucking bean can that bastard.
by Vanetix August 23, 2010
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can you not

when dania is getting pissed off at Jerry & Arkmydeez, she's sincerely says "Can you not" with a pakistani accent! Its funny, because it just makes us want to piss her off more.

Sincerely,

Jerry
Ark: Guys i'm going to go study
Dania: Let's go smoke some weed and get drunk
Jerry: You guys are crack heads, i'm going to doudoun's
Ark: No i really have to study
Dania: Oh common you never want to drink, you only want to smoke up and you never study
Jerry: Buuurrrppp
Dania: CAN YOU NOTTTT
Jerry and Ark: LOL
by COCKLOVERFROMCONCORDIA December 13, 2010
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Can Opener

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.
As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.
by Jackie & Emilie August 04, 2004
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can of corn

1. A term used to descirbe the certainty that Nomar Garciaparra will win the golden glove award.
"Hey Kory, what are Nomar Garciaparra's chances of winning a Gold Glove this year?"
"Can of corn Jim, can of corn"
by Tyrone Gangstalicious August 02, 2006
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