whimsical chain

A cock with a kink in it, causing it to look malformed.

That dude has a whimsical chain ever since his girl bit him.

by GiraffeMan February 17, 2014

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breaking the chains

a song by the heavy metal band Dokken

Jim have you recently listened to breaking the chains?

what.

by jayjay24 November 26, 2009

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8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.

Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

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porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler May 29, 2016

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when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.

James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?

Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.

by AmbyMT December 6, 2010

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Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015

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