Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.

Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.

by wpcustoms July 8, 2020

chair hugger

someone who has a strange desire to be tied up during sexual intercourse.

Me: "My ex was a lowkey chair hugger."

Friend: "Ew."

by pepe is daddy. April 3, 2016

Faraj Chair

“Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀

There’s always a Faraj chair in a hotel room.

by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025