Ham Sill

A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.

Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.

Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.

by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014

Ham dunk

A female form of tea bagging someone.

To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face

by V1cks July 8, 2018

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.

1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut

by Hamhuts December 20, 2020

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023