Ham Sick

That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.

"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"

"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"

by majorfuckingfaggot December 26, 2019

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Ham dunk

A female form of tea bagging someone.

To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face

by V1cks July 8, 2018

HAM AF

Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.

Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?

Me: I'm about to go HAM AF

by IMissHaramb3 November 22, 2017

Ham Feast

A nickname for someone called Hattie.

Oi, Ham Feast!

by SotonGal June 16, 2015

Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon

Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!

by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022

Ham Sill

A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.

Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.

Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.

by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014