It's when your eating a clean shaved pussy and that one hair that she forgot to shave is the size of a whale and gets stuck in between your teeth.
by Jungle jack booma October 22, 2014
Get the Hairy whale toothmug. 1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011
Get the Angry Hairy Martenmug. by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014
Get the Utah hairy buffalomug. the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....
i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy
by hairaphobia August 21, 2008
Get the officer hairy bushmug. how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?
oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's
man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's
man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
by da da dave February 4, 2010
Get the green hairy piemug. 
you fill a bucket with your on man juice. then you put it in a sink and let 8 mice swim in it. then you put it in a blender with a little bit of lemon juice and feed it to your grandparents.
Bob: "dude it was so funny last night, i tottally made some hairy balls in a bucket and gave it to my grandpa"
Joe: "dude thats AWSOME"
Bob: "yeah i dig that shit"
Joe: "dude thats AWSOME"
Bob: "yeah i dig that shit"
by chandlerdanleahrobby January 13, 2010
Get the hairy balls in a bucketmug.