Gates of Mordor

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs.

"You're gonna want to ask Gandalf if you want to enter my Gates of Mordor."

by teh Scowl November 23, 2005

grapesmuggler

A dirty, homosexual West Point cadet who gets his jollies off by participating in Naked Taps, Code Reds and Tea Bagging. Also doesn't believe in regular bathing because "Diseases are cool!!!"

M-m-m-m-m-my daddy says I'm a grapesmuggler.

by Long Haired Hippy March 2, 2003

Grateful Head

When a female sucks your cock because you gave her a really nice present.

"Dude I got my lady a curling iron, tickets to Linkin Park and a necklace from Tiffany's."

"Man you're gonna get some greatful head for that shit. Make sure you do that busting spokes thing and make her say my name too."

by spokes1124 December 24, 2003

grated

You put it between nouns and verbs. Means I enjoy bubble baths.

I started to run, but then I got grated tripped.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

grapes

A fruit, usually eaten with pancakes.

"You guys want some grapes?" - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

Bill Gates

someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".

1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.

by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008