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I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012
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third page of google

something that is outrageous, idiotic, or unbelievable
That opinion about not getting vaccinations is third page of Google stupid!
by KJW388 May 28, 2018
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kick and giggle

noun: a game played by fairies also known as AFL, or Australian Rules Football. This so-called “Australian” rules code is in fact completely ignored by more than half of Australia.

verb: the act of playing AFL. Typically, a game of AFL begins with grown men poking and prodding each other, then slapping a ball from the air. After this, a player takes possession and must kick or hand pass while avoiding another grown who is chasing him around the field. After he kick or hand passes, it is customary for a player to giggle like a schoolgirl; this can happen in a variety of pitches (frequencies) from “barely discernible to a cat” all the way to “just discernible to an infant human”; this is called a disposal. If the other team takes possession it is called a turnover, and they must then follow the same process. Following this, the process is repeated about 1000 times on each side. Teams score for getting the ball in between the posts and also for missing. The team with the highest score wins. Kick and giggle is televised on “Channel 7” and “FOX Footy” with most games occurring on a weekend and public holidays and some games occurring of an evening.
NOUN:
I wonder what is on channel 7 today”

“It’s a weekend they have kick and giggle on all day”

VERB:
“I can kick and giggle”

I didn’t know you liked AFL”
by JaxCrackers June 13, 2018
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Google

A company that is trying to take over the world

Search engine was not enough

they made mobile phones
they made a web browser
they made a free email service
there making a Operating System
they will soon make a MP4 player
they will soon move into financial institutions(banks, credit loans)

when will it stop?
Google slowly taking over this rock called earth
by |Grayfox| July 8, 2009
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google pwn

Google searching the name of a friend, and revealing any embarassing findings in an away message.
Tom decided to google pwn Tony, after being called a pussy.

After Google searching his friend, and finding embarassing pictures from high school, Mark decided the only thing left to do was to google pwn his friend.
by Master of T July 22, 2008
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whore goggles

The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.
Jessie must have had a rough night, I saw her sporting extra large whore goggles this morning.
by Jeremy P January 9, 2009
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Konk Goggles

The act of recieving ones testicles on your face so they cover your eyes.
Did you hear that Shannon got the Konk goggles last night?!
by Ei8ht ball January 6, 2012
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