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fruitbooter

Rollerbladers, but only the ones who think they are hot shit because they can jump into the air and turn their bodies and slide down rails with boots that are attatched to their feet, and actually believe that it takes anywhere near the level of skill and talent it takes to skate. they usually go around wearing skate shoes and clothes, even though they don't skateboard, so technically they are classified as posers. they hang out at skateparks and make fun of skaters who are learning to ollie, not realizing that anybody in the world can put rollerblades on and figure out how to jump in a day, while on a skateboard, you actually have to learn how to get into the air instead of just jumping. again, not all rollerbladers are fruitbooters, only the ones who match the above qualifications. They are generally assholes.
"Nah, dont go to that spot, theres always fruitbooters there."

"Hey, that stupid asshole fruitbooter just cut me off! Go back to the 90s you fucking dork!"

"Oh, look, a bunch of stupid fruitbooters defined themselves as cool people and skaters as idiots on Urban Dictionary."
"Ah, fuck 'em, nobody takes those fags seriously anyway."
by 5331674714714 January 25, 2009
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Fruit

Anybody that's called A Fruit.
by Homie G August 28, 2003
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Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees
My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.
by Chuck July 17, 2014
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bruised fruit

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!
by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006
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fruit of the womb

Being gay from the start or by default, never having a chance at being straight.

Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers
1: What a fruit.
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?
by yeaaaa December 5, 2007
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Fruit

an idiot, a dip. usually used among friends, but sometimes to describe a really out-there person you know
"george, you are such a fruit."
"dawson can't come- his mom's a fucking fruit, she had a nervy b this morning and wouldn't let him."
by lauren August 31, 2003
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Fruit Fly

A straight Male that hangs out with lesbians.
Fag hags get one term, straight males have there own when they hang out with Lesbians.

Hey that guy is a fruit fly.
by JBronc June 8, 2011
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