bungles finger

that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.

oh my god zippy,it looks like the mersey tunnel.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

stink finger

sticking ones fingers into a womans vaginal area therefore leaving you w/ smelly fingers.

My boyfriend and i got caught playing stink finger in a walmart tent display.

by maximum March 16, 2005

Fingerlinging

A sexual fetish involving feces. Steps are as follows:

1. Person A fingers Person B up the ass until Person B shits.
2. Person A catches shit in his/her palm.
3. Person A puts shit in mouth and chews until nice and mushy (mushier than regular shit but not liquidy).
4. Person B opens mouth, then Person A spits shit in like a bird feeding its young.
5. Person B swallows shit, thereby completing the fingerling.

1. I was fingerlinging him so hard it was like his colon ripped open. Then he got it all back.

by ChaosMongrel November 23, 2011

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.

Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

Fingering

When a man or woman uses their hands and fingers to carress the vagina of another woman. Usually putting 1 or more fingers inside the vagina and stroking the clitoris.

Fingering-That night me and leah came up to my room. i lay on top of her kissing her perfect lips. She was so hot and i cudnt help my hips from gently bucking against her. then she sat up and i got behind her so she was laying against my chest. With help from her, i unzipped her jeans and put my hand down into her warm pants. I put a finger between the stiff labia into her pussy and pulled up and down, in and out she f*ckin loved it.

by kitty kat from the farm July 6, 2011

Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

fish finger

an unpleasant smelling digit obtained from fingering a dirty, unclean geech.

That bitch Shelly left me with a fish finger last night.

by Roger Sensless April 30, 2004