Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide

I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.

That writer is a certified church.

by astecc November 1, 2021

church

somewhere you need to go

Person A) i love watching videos of big men's oily feet

Person B) you need to go to church

by shvlbssym December 1, 2022

church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.

by justme62 February 28, 2015

blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.

"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."

by glenpai November 29, 2024

Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

by mellowd June 23, 2021

Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

by qq.madi November 21, 2021