It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

by pynchonian October 30, 2014

guy-five

The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.

Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>

by Bryceter July 28, 2007

Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.

Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*

by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010

hang five

the lesser version of hang ten in which a sufer dangles only one foot, of five toes, off the nose of a surfboard

'i can just about hang five'

by surfer-rosa May 23, 2007

The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

High-Five Hijack

One person offers a celebratory high-five to a friend when suddenly a third party jumps in and steals the high-five.

Elise: High-five, Kelley!
Kelley: Yeah!
Soniya:(Steals high-five)
Elise: What was that??
Kelley: A high-five hijacking.

by Ke'Elso December 21, 2008

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004