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guy-five 

The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.
Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>
guy-five by Bryceter July 28, 2007
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Guy-five 

A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.
Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)
Guy-five by msmyj August 28, 2011
An epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. Doesn't involve any other body parts, JUST HANDS! A guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren't doing it right. Your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.

A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.

Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
Levi: "OMG I just designed a new rug!"

James: "GUY FIVE!"

*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*
Guy Five by Vickigail December 9, 2012
It's a high five that only men can do. Except instead of slapping hands together you slap penises together.
Guy 1: WOOO we just one the game!
Guy 2: FTW! Guy five?
Guy 1: FO SHO!
*penii slap*
Guy Five by GETLIQUIFIED March 8, 2009

white guy high five 

also may be known as a jumping high five it starts when two people start a distance from each other and then proceed to run and when getting close jump in the air and give a high five.

While may seem cool in theory, it actually looks quite stupid.
"Did you just give that guy a white guy high five? You are such a stereotypical caucasian Mark"
white guy high five by bakaryu August 9, 2004

five guy cream pie 

An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"

high five a white guy 

When you and a white male friend have sex with the same girl at the same time. As you are fucking her and she is giving him head, you reach across her and give him a high five signaling that it's his turn to fuck her. It's like when a wrestler tags his partner into the ring during a tag-team match.
" I can't believe dat dirty bitch asked me to join in wit dem! I ain't down fo no high five a white guy."
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