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Diss-status-fied

When you post a great status on facebook and no one "likes"it and you get no replies.
I was left Diss-status-fied when no friends commented on my brilliant facebook status.
by Mmots April 26, 2012
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Hello Kitty-fied

The process in which a movie/tv show/artist is changed into hello kitty.
Did you see how she hello kitty-fied Hellraiser? Who new evil could be so cute?
by Jessi_Cat September 7, 2012
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D-Day File

An off-site file, thumb drive, or backup server with highly sensitive information to be used in the event of litigation, hostile work environment, EEOC claim, termination, a drop-dead-date, deadline or death. Information that is usually used by a whistleblower or other insider to seek justice or self-protection from incrimination by association. Also referred to as plan b, a burn file, or a scorched earth policy.
The Watergate scandal had insider information from Deep Throat. He provided detailed information on corruption within the Presidential Administration.

It is presumed that Lois Lerner, who is seeking immunity, has a D-Day File, now that the IRS has destroyed evidence in the IRS corruption scandal.
by Wordsmyter June 26, 2014
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Flat back filet

Having doggie style sex with a girl wrapped in the American flag while eating filet mignon
"You get a filet mignon from Ruth's Chris steakhouse?"
"Yeah, then I gave the hostess the flat back filet!"
by Mercian Male April 11, 2015
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sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.
Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."
by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015
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skank and file

Slutty women who are regular average members of a wider group such as trailer parks or bingo clubs.
Joanne fit right in with the skank and file of Dicks Trailer Park community in Virginia.
by Jimmy Dink March 5, 2017
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Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something
“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal
by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017
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