Second family

Distant family; aunts, uncles, couisns, maybe grandparents, any great, half family, children of couisns etc.

I have to see my second family

by 459395 April 10, 2023

family spitroast

When you and your brother take home the same girl and share sexual activities with her.

"Mate! Me and my bro totally took home the same chick last night!"

"Awesome dude, that must have been one hell of a family spitroast!"

by Fernando1867 June 12, 2016

family less

A person with no family ( dead)

I am family less

by Sunny2003 March 17, 2017

family shirt

when a girl is wearing a friend's shirt, gives a guy a handjob, and manages to get the jizz on her shirt.

"WHAT?! he jizzed on your shirt? that is a FAMILY SHIRT! my brother's gonna kill me..."

by panda85 September 5, 2009

a supportive family

Something you don't have

a supportive family

by A Complete Mess October 6, 2020

Family Window

A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.

Dude, I can hear mom's footsteps! Switch from Filthy Farm Animals to the Family Window!

by afronova May 16, 2008

Family Guy

A show about an intelligent baby and a dog who can create time machines, a retarded dad, a snobby ginger mum, a lesbian girl and a fat teen boy.

Family Guy is the greatest show ever.

by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022