Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

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fake eurofan

Someone who doesn't give their top 2 points to jamala and go_a

You didn't give your top 2 points to jamala and go_a??

You are a fake eurofan

by Ukrainestan November 8, 2021

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Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

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Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

by AR2021 July 4, 2021

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