IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
by Lana dady October 3, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
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Get the Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.mug. by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022
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by 🍒CherryFairyPop🍒 December 27, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
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Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.
by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022
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