Easter egging

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.

"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."

by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013

douche eater

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

baby eater

One who consumes the fetus.

Yummy yummy yummy i got baby in my tummy1

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.

"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"

by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005