by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018
1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021
the one guy that a girl will always go back to, no matter how much he fucks her around. usually some scummy white boy who thinks his penis is god’s greatest gift
friend one: you need to stop having sex with brian! he’s a fuckboy!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!
by haaaannnnaaaaa November 15, 2018
by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017
The moment a guy has after he completely satisfied not only his girl/guy but is also completely satisied his self.
by Lastjesster February 22, 2017
by a rug January 20, 2020