A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"
by PalaceofWisdom July 14, 2009

A person who has surpassed the simple "douche bag" they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.
by BigDickBallerrrr March 2, 2011

when you wanna call someone a douche bag but realize its overused, so you add fag at the end instead.
by Urban Dictionary June 25, 2006

by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.
I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.
or
"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"
"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."
or
"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"
"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."
by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.
Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.
by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.
by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008
