dirt fest

a lot of gay mother fuckers fucking each other up the ass hole

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Dirt Button

Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.

Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".

by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

Joe Dirt

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

by APU JOE April 20, 2009

Dirt Nap

1. To be dead, alt. Taking a dirt nap

2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping

"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"

1. "He got shot last week, he's taking a dirt nap"

2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"

by BigMan215 January 18, 2012

Dirt People

A derogatory name for anyone that believes in the myth of Creationism in which Adam was created from dust of the Earth, therefore leading to the rest of humanity.

Can you believe Jim thinks we all came from the dirt of the earth? Frigging Dirt People!

by Crichton1982 September 24, 2011

dirt chimmney

At the climax of rough doggie style anal sex you pull out, shoot your load on the back of her neck, then drag your shit covered dick down her back resulting in a dirt chimmney.

That bitch is so nasty she would let a hobo give her a dirt chimmney

by biscuits2020 September 17, 2011