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digitate

To waste time on a digital device by scrolling, swiping, tapping, or zoning out—especially instead of doing something more useful. The digital equivalent of vegetating.
I was supposed to finish my taxes, but I digitated on YouTube for two hours.

My teenager digitates for hours every evening—phone in hand, brain in neutral.

Don't just sit there digitating. Come help me move this lumber.
by CJDigitator June 15, 2025
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Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.
My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.
by Kittykitty12 February 8, 2019
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Digital Crips

Online “gangbangers” who make threats but have no real-life clout. They claim Crip ties to seem tough, not because they’re actually from the set. More keyboard warriors than street operators.
“The Digital Crips will spam you nonstop online lol…if they put half as much energy in the streets, maybe they’d be real Crips.”—anyone with a brain
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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Digital Storage

The digital system used for storage for digitized assets is digital storage.
storage for digitized assets is digital storage.
by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013
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digital media

An IT term that refers to content created, stored, and distributed in digital format. The term has an unfortunate etymological coincidence with the Latin phrase "digitus medius", meaning "middle finger", which humorously highlights the prevalence of inappropriate content swimming on the Internet.
While digital media encompasses a vast array of creative works, the term's unfortunate etymology reminds us of the less savory aspects of the internet.
by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025
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Digital Cancer

1. The result of bad greenscreening common in simple photography programs such as Apple's photobooth.

2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work
1. damn, we need a better backdrop, we may appear to be on a roller coaster, but you got a bad case of digital cancer on your left cheek there

2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!
by djake93 August 3, 2009
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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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