dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.

The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

night diving

using scuba gear at night OR ( hairy indoor body surfing )

night diving off redondo beach can be fun.
night diving off oakland can be hairy.
They have some big fog horns in the bay area, best advice don't bend over in the fog, bahoooo bahoooo!

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

pearl diving

after a guy cums in a girl, he, or an outside party, proceeds to go down on her and retrieve the pearls to display on her beach community.

I heard you went pearl diving with Jon and his girlfriend last night.

by desro February 26, 2008

dip diving

The act of placing a dip of chewing tobacco into ones butthole, then proceeding to take it out with your tongue and returning it into your partners lip to be enjoyed.

Greg: I shouldn't have eaten taco bell before we went dip diving.

Tyler: That's okay, it was still rrrreally fun!

by G-Slam2 October 8, 2008

Desk Diving

The action performed by a person, usually an on-site IT technician, of installing or disconnecting cables for a desktop personal computer.

I've been desk diving all morning. I had four PCs to install.

by Bosco56 December 18, 2009

dumpster diving

The process of going down or eating out a woman's vagina. The vagina represents a dumpster with the individual performing the act thus representing a person(possibly a hobo or a trashman) getting trash out of the dumpster.

Jimmy got really drunk at that party and totally ended up going dumpster diving on Laura; she was quite ripe.

by dhme September 4, 2009

Sneak dicking

The act of a woman sneaking off from her spouse to engage in sexual intercourse with another

she be sneak dicking on her man when she leaves to fuck tyrone.

by 4thorseman May 9, 2018