Crying Irl

very sad and depurshun

raymond made me start crying irl

by BaconPog June 20, 2021

cry box

N. (Noun)

1. A derogatory Term relating to the anus.

1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.

2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!

by John long rod van damn July 4, 2021

SOPC - Sulking on the pillow crying

Opposite of ROFL- SOPC

The moment she went, I was about to SOPC - Sulking on the pillow crying

by dontclickme October 20, 2012

make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.

Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!

by pentozali August 20, 2013

Crying Part

Any lyric or segment in a song where the singer sings with such powerful emotion, it almost sounds like they are crying.

Famous Crying Parts:
"Never thought a rumor would ruin my moonlight!" -Brendan Flowers
"It's time I got back, it's time I got back, and I don't even know how I got off the track!" -Rivers Cuomo
"he's fighting and fighting and riding on his horse" -John McRea

by BarackObama1138thx August 22, 2011

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

CRY-ARRHEA

TEARS PROFUSELY FLOWING FROM YOUR EYES AFTER AN UNEXPECTED BREAKUP BETWEEN A COUPLE

JOHN DOE HAD **SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA** AFTER HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER BROKE UP WITH HIM

by Umbilicus June 1, 2023