When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Ed mug.A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
Get the Cry Cultist mug.A cry-baiter is someone who baits another person to hurt them in order to cry to others or to authority figures that they were hurt.
Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.
Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.
There's a city-state in the middle east filled with cry-baiters constantly playing the victim despite their constant need to poke the bear.
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*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
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