crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

the crusty bin

its the lost and found bin its (crusty) know one wants it because the items inside are (unused),(forgotten) and unbelievably (crusty).

person one: " i cant find my hoodie"

person two: "did you check the crusty bin?"

by low_kin_4fourty7 January 8, 2019

Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.

I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?

Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!

by ham s-wich February 19, 2021

Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

by anonymous October 7, 2020

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Crusty

a very ugly person

Example: Ew she is looking crusty today

by Suckmytoe127368 April 23, 2019