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dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.
Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008
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cowbell

Half of what is responsible for the phenomena called deja vu for when the combining of the cowbell's steel casing and Will Ferrell awsome talent were combined that saturday night the space time continuum was ripped by pure awsomeness.
Will Ferrell: I would be doing myself and everyone in here a diservice if I didn't play the hell out of this cowbell.
Jimmy Fallon: *Boyish Backround Giggle*
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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Cowboytastic

And adjective describing: The meanest, greenest, most badass cowboy around.
clint eastwood = cowboytastic

-Tony
by PaulBlack4d December 10, 2008
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Cowboy Game

A game played between two people. The object of the game is to take off all your clothes and see who can lick the other person all over the fastest. Quite possibly the hottest game ever invented.
Dustin told us that he overheard his sister talking about playing the cowboy game with her friend.
by Anon408 April 13, 2009
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cowboy dick

A dick so tough it has the ability to go commando in jeans.
Teacher: Derek, are you going commando again in jeans?
Derek: Yeah duh, I have a cowboy dick!
by KovaK January 15, 2016
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cowboy up

( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man
Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?

Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
by Sexydimma May 29, 2017
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Cowbelly

A fucking penguin trying to act like a humans and being a meme stealer
I just cowbelly as being a meme stealer yo ass, just like I fucked you in club penguin
by Actual Facts u cunts June 1, 2019
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