parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

by SpazZilla April 23, 2006

Congol

A Cuntish Mongol

She's fucked up again, I think she's doing it on purpose,WHAT A CONGOL !!!!

by Shamone Muthafuka November 3, 2018

Congobblate

Con gob late one who is confused and late at everything...

Kayla will always be congobblate at everything she does

by The one and only wino November 17, 2019

congolexicomatisation

jsais pas mais c tres cool

- vive la congolexicomatisation

by okt0br3 November 21, 2021

The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower

The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.

“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”

by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021

Cogout

a profanity screamed out of a moving auto-mobile.

exposing male genitalia at random intervals of time, could be during a flying sandwich.

Also reffered to as getting action off a girl.

"Are u gunna get in with that chick tonight"
"yeah boy im gunna get my cogout"

"where have u been"
"just geddin my cogout"

old man walking dog

screeming out of window

"GETCHYA COGOUT!!!"

by MIRZ + TIM March 31, 2008