Someone who talks about wanting to date a goth girl but is actually referring to egirls. Usually acts disgusted when seeing actual goths
He always talks about wanting to date goth girls until the girl is actually goth. He totally has a Schrödingers Goth Complex
by ChickenScrxtch82 May 19, 2023
Get the Schrödingers Goth Complex mug.A phenomenon where an older person will criticize a small child for watching high energy, "brainrot" content, despite having watched similar content at the same age.
Guy 1: "Ugh, my 6 year old cousin watches skibidi toilet. What I watched as a kid was way better."
Guy 2: "As if all the MLG, Doritos, and Mountain Dew was any better. Let the kid be a kid, because this skibidi toilet superiority complex shit is dumb."
Guy 2: "As if all the MLG, Doritos, and Mountain Dew was any better. Let the kid be a kid, because this skibidi toilet superiority complex shit is dumb."
by Gregtard March 27, 2024
Get the Skibidi Toilet Superiority Complex mug.Complexity bias is a cognitive bias where individuals tend to favor complex explanations, theories, or solutions over simpler ones, even when the simpler ones are more likely to be correct or effective. This preference often stems from the belief that complex ideas are more sophisticated, intelligent, or thorough.
Whenever I ask my friends for advice on a simple problem, they always dive into some wild complexity bias, making everything sound way more complicated than it needs to be!
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
Get the complexity bias mug.The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.
Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...
by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
Get the Napoleon complex mug."Oh Martha definitely has a queen complex alright; she loves seeing Evan, from the gym, on his knees before her"
by Civil Potato August 15, 2025
Get the Queen Complex mug.The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021
Get the The David Lyons Complex mug.Guys that think their Manhood is Determined by Pretending they like Whiskey and beer. When in actuality they are just beta males, trying to appease their fellow man audience.
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