cold crotched 

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

cold crotched by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Cold Snap 

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

Cold Snap by Redbaron February 10, 2020

cold moist 

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex

Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?

cold moist by Dentor February 18, 2020

Cold lettuce 

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

Cold lettuce by Yumyumman March 31, 2020

cold bat 

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

cold bat by ObamaPear April 24, 2020

Cold fact 

A fact that his hard to accept

Guy 1: your nan just passed I’m sorry for your loss
Guy 2: no she isn’t!
Guy 1: I’m sorry it’s a cold fact.
Guy 2:

Cold fact by Cavo. June 21, 2020

cold afuck 

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"

cold afuck by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020