Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

by Dovagedy January 8, 2020

Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.

Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.

by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018

coffee hug

When Typing -hugs- on FB to much :D

K- what yah so not running into that snowman coz it's a moomoo! -hugzzzz- :)
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs

by Eggzorcist March 29, 2014

Cooper coffee

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.

Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.

by Xnorats August 27, 2018

coffee nose

When you take a sip of coffee and your nose dips into your drink

I looked in the mirror and saw a brown spot on my face; that's when I realized I had coffee nose.

by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019

Coffee crisp

A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.

It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.

During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.

Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!

Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.

by Regards L. January 3, 2022