A celebratory gathering where either most of the people who are there are whiningly bored or otherwise don't wanna attend/stay, or where one or more of the "prominent" attendees publicly orgasm during said shindig.
Nobody was happy about having to attend sex-education class until it was announced that the students would be allowed to "practice" what they'd learned by performing oral sex on each other; it then turned into a real ceremoany.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
Get the ceremoany mug.A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
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Get the Cereal Grass mug.One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.
Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
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Get the Cerebral Odyssey mug.Is a name that has a beautiful soul and no matter what life throws at her she can over come it because she has the Lord walking beside her. She is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet, a person who has respect for others and will never lose her morals. Sometimes she might be quick to anger but she will always apologize when she is in the wrong.
by Cerett December 12, 2019
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